"i'm so cool cause i can pronounce pachycephalosaurus"

Dinosaurs aren't extinct, they're just hiding.

We've all seen Jurassic Park, the film about a scientist that creates dinosaurs and keeps them in a park being debated on whether or not it's safe for people to visit. There's a reason why it's a popular movie...because most people think it could never happen in real life. That the idea is preposterous. I mean, come on- Dinosaurs? Of course they're gone, you can never re-create them and they are not alive. A meteor killed them a bajillion years ago, killing off all deoxyribonucleic acid as well. Or maybe they died because of starvation. Either way, it is clear that dinosaurs are not still alive.

Except that they are.

You see, humans have become increasingly small minded as the years roll by. (If some famous and intelligent scientist proclaim that they do not exist, then we have to believe him.) Not to mention those annoying archeologists out there who have "evidence" of fossils that they say are from thousands of years ago. Don't even get me started. Everyone knows archeologists are the cockiest people on the planet. "Oh, I have a rock with an imprint of a Rhamphorhynchus foot on it. Aren't I cool?"

No, you're not.

You are incidentally forgetting to explain some things, mister scientist. For example, how else is thunder created? Do you really expect us to believe it comes from the vibrations of lightening? Uh, no. It obviously comes from an Aegyptosaurus yelling at a Caudipteryx for invading its territory. Or perhaps a Lamplughsaura hunting for food. You never really know with these things.

Here's something else for you to ponder: Earthquakes. The ignorant scientists believe it has something to do with sudden lateral or vertical movement of rock along a rupture surface? I can't even read that once and understand it. The real reason is because the bigger dinosaurs (such as Sauroposeidon, Spinosaurus, or Liopleurodon) are running around, playing games, and accidentally causing the earth to break apart.

Many people don't believe dinosaurs still exist. I understand that a decent question is where these dinosaurs are. Obviously you don't see them everyday. Well, if the scientists were lying about dinosaurs being extinct, don't you think they would lie about another continent? It is completely possible that there is another body of land out there that common folk don't know about. Scientists are genius's when it comes to making people not ask questions. And then they give dinosaurs complicated names that make people not want to talk about them. So of course the majority believes they are gone. What do you expect?

"I'm so cool because I can pronounce Pachycephalosaurus." -a random scientist.

False. We know what you are doing- trying to sound credible, when in fact everyone knows your secret. Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're being hidden.









(side note: i don't actually believe dinosaurs are real, despite my impressive argument. Mrs. Cardona, i hope this is what you were looking for....i don't know if i fully understood the assignment! i had fun writing it though!)